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Remote Control For MEN

Thursday, September 4, 2008

i found this picture at sir Alex’s - Retarded’s notebook’s blogsite.

 hahaha what if there’s actually an existing and fully functional piece of hardware as this at your nearest Ace hardware and/or Electronics store ? i will purchase a dozen of it hahaha. the other 11 will serve as spare or fail-safe in case she destroys one.

imagine the powerful functions it can do. when you get home past midnight tired and tipsy and your girl starts yelling and nagging, you press either “stop nagging” or “mute” buttons haha. then sit on the couch and press give me “beer” button. when served, press “massage”. when she complains or gives you a smirk, press “stop nagging” again then “remove clothes”button HAHAHAHAHA. my bad!

Ladies, REACT!

 



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Previous Comments

REACT! kapal ng faaaaace! sabi ko na.. guys will be guys.. hmpft.. tatanggapin ko nalang ang pagiging single blessedness ko. :)

Posted by bloom at September 4, 2008, 1:07 pm

Seriously, definitely a guy toy. But then, if you’re already tired and tipsy, why go through having a beer and a massage, you should just sleep it off.
Don’t worry, I’m sure, someone out there is making a remote control of men for women.

Posted by Mys at September 4, 2008, 2:33 pm

this piece of hardware is similar to the universal remote control of Adam Sandler in his movie “Click”.

Dont worry bloom Apple Corporation is still working on this future gadget and i believe it will take them ages to develop this haha so for the meantime, you gals enjoy nagging, and being in control of your gentle-man.

To Apple Corporation: If you guys need a support to expedite the completion of that remote, i can collect 5million signatures and will place donation boxes in all possible spots like train stations, convenience stores, ticketing booths, malls, bus terminals, gas stations, etc hahaha.

Posted by kooonin at September 4, 2008, 2:42 pm

yeah correct, he should have gone straight to bed. but he realized that, to do so is like impairing himself the optimal delight of having such one great boytoy LOL so he thought of getting another drink and a comforting massage :D

Posted by kooonin at September 4, 2008, 3:12 pm

reaction, hmm. then why take the clothes off, won’t performance be impaired, since he’s already tired and tipsy plus another beer. LOL.

Posted by Mys at September 4, 2008, 3:43 pm

clothes off hahaha. actually, experienced men say, the performance will be vastly enhanced if the guy dose himself with two to three bottles of beer prior to pressing of “clothes off” button. more than that, he will become impotent and the pressing of the “clothes off” button is futile. LOL.

Posted by kooonin at September 4, 2008, 4:44 pm

hehehe ang kulit no??

i wonder how the remote control for ladies would be like??

hmmm

Posted by alex at September 4, 2008, 4:59 pm

if a remote control for women would be invented, the prominent button there would be labeled and function as “disarm hostile remote control” hahaha.

Posted by kooonin at September 4, 2008, 5:42 pm

heller.. :) ) ahahahaha. im not a nag.. bait nait ko kaya.. kaya nga ko tinetake for granted eh.. kase mabait ako eh. :(

Posted by bloom at September 4, 2008, 8:04 pm

women shouldn’t be with men who need a remote control to be in control. hehe. no need for your remote control then. :)

Posted by mordsith at September 5, 2008, 3:00 pm

this remote is programmable. you can make fine adjustments to make it work on the gurl sharing the table with you in starbucks :D

Posted by kooonin at September 5, 2008, 5:11 pm

hahahaha! bad tsk tsk! :D

Posted by yeine at September 5, 2008, 8:03 pm

wow, nice gadget! reminded me of click (movie). but this is helluva lot better! hehehe. visit my site and leave your contact info if you happen to find one like this. :-)

Posted by eks at September 6, 2008, 1:37 pm

wow! kooonin, tell me where i could buy this remote. cool :)

Posted by andrew at September 10, 2008, 8:19 pm

It’s very interesting and grabs my attention when I read your entries dated Sept. 09 and the “Remote Control for Men”. I am sorry to say this and ruin the fun for men that they can do anything to get away from any chores and nagging, but the association for engineering women is in the process to overwrite the program and construct a remote just for women (hahaha)…. That remote control entry is hilarious…

Posted by RV at September 15, 2008, 2:41 pm

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