Reasons Why You Dont Need a Girlfriend

1. You can stare at any Girl without a need wearing opaque sunglasses.2. You don’t have to spend money on her. It’s about time to feed your piggybank.
3. You can go home at any time you want.
4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
5. If u don’t have a girlfriend, she can’t dump u.  
6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.  
7. There can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.
8. You won’t have to tolerate someone else defining, “right” and “wrong” for u.
9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can’t do anything according ur wishes anymore.   
10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.    
11. You won’t have to waste paper writing artsy love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.

12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.  
13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.
14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and,  therefore, u’ll sin less.  
15. You can have good night’s sleep-no need to dream about her winning the argument again.  
16. You wont have to fight over having a ’special’ friend with ur folks.
17. No nonstop nonsense.  
18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.  
19. No tension.  
20. You can be “urself”  
21. You wont have to hide your cellphhone and that EXTRA phone or that EXTRA simcard haha.