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Reasons Why You Dont Need a Girlfriend

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

1. You can stare at any Girl without a need wearing opaque sunglasses.2. You don’t have to spend money on her. It’s about time to feed your piggybank.
3. You can go home at any time you want.
4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
5. If u don’t have a girlfriend, she can’t dump u.  
6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.  
7. There can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.
8. You won’t have to tolerate someone else defining, “right” and “wrong” for u.
9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can’t do anything according ur wishes anymore.   
10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.    
11. You won’t have to waste paper writing artsy love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.

12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.  
13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.
14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and,  therefore, u’ll sin less.  
15. You can have good night’s sleep-no need to dream about her winning the argument again.  
16. You wont have to fight over having a ’special’ friend with ur folks.
17. No nonstop nonsense.  
18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.  
19. No tension.  
20. You can be “urself”  
21. You wont have to hide your cellphhone and that EXTRA phone or that EXTRA simcard haha.



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Posted by kooonin at 8:31 PM | permalink

Previous Comments

for now, i guess. :-D

Posted by eks at September 10, 2008, 8:21 am

haha. very true. :)

Posted by enthusiast at September 10, 2008, 8:43 am

yeah. funny it is… but true.

Posted by kooonin at September 10, 2008, 11:40 am

Sounds like a bitter man…:)

But can you live without women? Mukhang hindi… Ha! Ha! :)

Isa pa, all your reasons will go poof! when you love somebody truly. (Wow! Lalim!)

Posted by kg at September 10, 2008, 12:07 pm

yeah these hold true until Ms. right finds her way to kooonin.
but for the meantime, these reasons prevail :D

Posted by kooonin at September 10, 2008, 3:05 pm

So when Ms. Right comes, she will nullify all these? :)

then, you would no longer have to spend for that EXTRA phone. haha.

Posted by mordsith at September 10, 2008, 7:15 pm

tsk tsk…hahaha! un lang hahaha!

Posted by yeine at September 10, 2008, 8:50 pm

Sounds like its so easy, but if the right girl comes…you’ll find all the reasons just to make her stay.

Posted by cathyeresera at September 18, 2008, 8:03 pm

If I Dont Need a Girlfriend,
so I need a Boyfriend???

Posted by Dating tiger at October 29, 2008, 9:46 pm

Oh yeah! I completley agree with you!

HEY ALL YOU PROUD-TO-BE SINGLES OUT THERE, LETS SING A SONG ABOUT HOW WE’RE GONNA BE FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES, SHALL WE!?

You love her
But she loves him
And he loves somebody else
You just can’t win
And so it goes
Till the day you die
This thing they call love
It’s gonna make you cry
I’ve had the blues
The reds and the pinks
One thing for sure

(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah

Two by two and side by side
Love’s gonna find you yes it is
You just can’t hide
You’ll hear it call
Your heart will fall
Then love will fly
It’s gonna soar
I don’t care for any casanova thing
All I can say is
Love stinks

(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah

I’ve been through diamonds
I’ve been through minks
I’ve been through it all
Love stinks

(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah

Posted by Andrew Edward Kennedy at April 12, 2010, 10:27 am

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